10 Types of Men To Stay Far Far Away

Currently on the market? Good for you, girl! But make sure you read this post before rushing into a new relationship. Here are ten types of man that are not likely to make you happy, and from my point of view, it’s better to stay away from them as soon as they show one of these patterns.

1. Born complainers …
Nothing will ever be good enough for this man, you’ll always be too loud, too stupid, too happy…..Avoid him like you would the plague, you’ll never be good enough for him and he’ll just kill your self esteem.

2. ‘Damaged’ men …
… Who don’t want to be fixed. On your first date he’ll announce that he is not over his broken heart. On your tenth, you’ll realise that he isn’t just broken hearted; he enjoys it, and has made a solemn pact to never let anybody in again. His armour is so thick that you’ll never get through, so don’t waste your time trying.

3. Guys that love sports more then you …
Most guys will put a sport first at some point, but you know that he’ll be there for you if you need him. Guys who love sports too much, however, won’t care if the house is on fire or the babies crying, he’ll just want another beer and some “peace” to watch the match.

4. Men who analyse you …
He thinks he’s Freud, and analyses your every move, from the flavour of crisp you choose to what you watch on TV. He’ll sit with a smug smile, convinced that by labelling you he’ll be keeping you hooked. Soon he’ll be trying to “fix” you with his weird theories….bin him now.

5. Pretty-Pretty boys …
They will just leave you feeling ugly while he spends his time fixing his hair and acting more beautiful and delicate then you. Find a more masculine man, and leave him preening himself

Maydey!Maydey!!

Atas dasar aqidah suci yang didirikan, penilaian mengenai bintang-bintang Zodiac dan seangkatan dengannya tidak akan dilanjutkan. Anggap sajalah segala kata kunci yang telah dikirimkan sebelum ini cuma tuk menerangkan diri yang penuh kekhilafan ini.

Meskipun ada antara kalian yang menganggapnya cuma sebagai satu bentuk kajian daripada cabangnya astrologi, namun hakikatnya masih terkesimpuh dalam golongan yang boleh mendatangkan syirik kepadaNya, terjalin dalam siratan tilikan nasib.

Lagian, jika kalian teliti satu persatu, setiap apa yang tertera telah sedia ada di dalam diri anda semua tidak kiralah bila dan di mana anda dilahirkan. Semua itu adalah personality manusia biasa cuma dalam aspek dan cara penggambaran ayatnya saja yang berbeda.

Akhir kalam, berserahlah saja pada yang Esa. Hanya padaNya sahajalah layak kita bertakwa dan bertawakkal atas segala usaha.Wallahua’lam..

SRi:Sebarang kesulitan amatlah dikesali.. Terima kasih juga diucapkan buat yang tak pernah kenal lelah menyedarkan Sri yang mana hak dan bathil..

AQua=TaqSob!!Really??

Part Two-->How To Tackle Your Date According to HER “Sign”?

How To Date an Aquarius Girl?
(January 20 - February 19)

If you are dating an Aquarius girl, arrive in your restored classic. Wear a funky hat and clothes that shouldn't go together, but somehow do. Take her to an out of the way coffee house, featuring jazz.. [frankly,jazz is not my type,ok]

Feel free to discuss anything and everything. She is an intelligent listener, and will have some bizarre insight of her own. You'll never truly understand her, so bring a tape recorder for instant replay to sort it out later..hahaha

Aquarius are unusual, not necessarily hippies, but aware of the entire globe. She won't be ready to jump in the sack on the first date; she has to get to know you. Be fascinating; tell her that you are going to Spain to run with the bulls..huhue

Don't tell her you are in love with her too soon. You will know when she has taken a strong liking to you. That is when your Aquariuz girl will invite you to her abode. Then you will see the real Aquarius female. There will be many unusual pictures, and books. There is a story connected to all of her belongings.

When your beloved Aquarius commits to you, she will not necessarily be ready for marriage. That is just her way of saying she likes you. You must have like minds, or there will be no future Mrs. Anybody!

Generally, Aquarius is an individualistic, assertive, really independent, humanitarian without compassion, inventive, original, eccentric, opinionated, intellectual, idealistic, cool, detached from emotional considerations, friendly based on common goal, and tends to dominate them. They love to dreaming and planning for the future, thinking of the past and having fun!!

Even though the ideas are often far-sighted, they can be held and expressed in rigid, always in dogmatic fashion (this is a fixed sign,afterall!) and think "everyone should be free to be just like them!"

But Aquarius also have their own serious dark side. They always intractable, contrary, pervert [ops,my fault..hehe] perverse actually, rebellious, sarcastic, unemotional and unpredictable. They may express wayward egotism, excessive detachment and an inclination to retreat from life and society, a tendency to be extremely dogmatic in their opinions, lack of integrity in broken promises, secretiveness or cunning. Simmering anger and resentment, rudeness or, worse, a tense and threatening silence which may suddenly burst out in eruptions of extreme temper. These all are part of the negative side of the Aquarian. They also dislike full of air promises, excessive loneliness, ordinary and imitations. Wow, Uniquely Aquarius!!

Sri:Janganlah segan-segan nak buka Kamus “Dewi” Bahasa yea klu ada mana-mana perkataan yang x dimengerti..My fault, bad english~direct translation!hahahhahahha
SRi:Tapi hangpa janganla duk pi ngengada ber"tuhan"kan natang2 neyh!Syirik sgt tuh..ini semua cumalah sebagai pembantu pemberi "clue" shj.Segala yang terjadi adalah atas kehendakNya jua akhirnya!

How to tackle your date according to HER "sign" ?

Okay, because we still not yet in Aquarius mood, so we will start with Capricorn first ya!

How To Date a Capricorn Girl??
~22 Disember til 19 January~

If you are dating a Capricorn girl, take her to dinner at the best restaurant in town, arrive in a limousine (Camry pun no probleymo!i x kesah u..) with FLOWERS. Dress in your designer clothes, and be impeccable. Be successful at whatever you are undertaking. Let her know about it. It's ok, to tell her you made two million last year..hehe but don't be cheap. Tell her you have been saving yourself for the right woman, and that you have been working your buns off , to build your empire. Tell her you need someone to share this big business burden with, and that your thoughts are about expanding your business. Hint that a woman, would be perfect as a manager in your new expansion. She will be so intrigued, that she will offer you sound business suggestions. She is really SMART! So, be carefully in whatever had happen between two of you!

Capricorn women won't compete with you, they'll help climb the ladder. Don't forget about her. She loves expensive presents with thought behind them. Her little "black book" is filled with business appointments, not telephone numbers.

Capricorn girl are almost always successful in whatever they undertake. They don't take enough time to eat, so take her to lunch, dinner and your next corporate meeting. (If you are still a student,please change the situation by you own risk!hahaha) Business thrills them. She may seem cold emotionally, but don't be fooled. She has those sexual infernos, looking for a release! She does not trust men entirely, so don't give her the bums rush, or you will be part of the homeless. She would be a great wife to a success oriented man. She can entertain your clients, and friends. Capricorn females, can be boss in marriage too. Be prepared to be henpecked, if you are thinking marriage!hahhahahhaa (No heart feeling yaa Nad&Shikin!hihi)

Briefly, capricorn peoples (men&women) are often excellent in matters of business. Extremely protective of their loved ones and belongings, but have a tendency to overthink things and worry too much. They are very stubborn, especially when they think they know the best, but with this come a great passion for all things.

Capricorn also a hardworking, reliable, trustworthy,managed and focused person..

SRi:Tapi hangpa janganla duk ngengada pi ber"tuhan"kan natang2 neyh!Syirik tuh..ini semua cumalah sebagai pembantu pemberi "clue" shj.Segala yang terjadi adalah atas kehendakNya jua akhirnya!

January"n"Personality

Ramai di antara kita yang tertanya-tanya;

"Aku ni orang macamana ya sebenarnya?Apa lebih kurangnya aku?"
"Takde pape "clue" ke nak berkenalan dengan si dia?"
"Mm,dia tu garang ke?ke manis?Ish,entah-entah sensitip sangat?"
"Haih,kalau nk diikutkan,muke comey sengoty doh,selame nie dok jeling2 jah memang sda' do'oouh matanyea mlihat.Tapi,camne "dalam" dia yang sebenarnya ha?Ko kenal dia?" [huh,sumpah ngusya jerk kijenyea..hehe]

Makanya di kesempatan ini Sri menyelitkan sedikit cuplikan info tentang apakah gerangan jiwa orang-orang yang paling cepat sekali TUA nie..

Ingin mengetahuinya,teruskan membaca!

p/s:kriteria di bawah ini tidaklah termaktub mutlak kepada semua individu. Sebarang kekeliruan harap difahami

JANUARI

* Bercita-cita tinggi dan orangnya serius, suka mendidik dan dididik.
* Sangat mudah melihat kelemahan orang dan suka mengkritik.
* Rajin dan setiap yang dibuat nampak keuntungan.
* Suka pada kecantikan, kekemasan dan teratur.
* Bersifat sensitif dan berfikiran mendalam.
* Pandai mengambil hati orang lain.
* Pendiam kecuali telah dirangsang.
* Agak pemalu dan mempunyai daya tumpuan
* Mudah mendisiplinkan diri sendiri.
* Badannya sihat tetapi mudah diserang selsema.
* Bersikap romantik tetapi tidak pandai memperlihatkannya.
* Cukup sayang pada kanak-kanak.
* Suka duduk di rumah.
* Setia pada segala-galanya.
* Perlu belajar kemahiran bersosial.
* Sifat cemburu yang sangat tinggi

Ingin tahu kelanjutan alkisah personality ini bagaimana akhirnya?Mm,tu terpaksalah tunggu edisi bulan depannya!!

SRi:Tetiba rasa orang January ni sesuai dijadikan pasangan hati..hihi